Quiz Directions

You will read 50 phrases.
After you read each phrase, choose the number which best represents your level of sexual arousal, based
on this scale:

5 = WHOOPEE!
4 = High
3
= Medium
2 = Low
1 = I need Viagra

After answering you will see a picture
of what each phrase is really describing.

About the Quiz

The ILLUSTRATED Test Of Your "Sexual Innuendo Quotient" is based on work done at KNISH (the Kingman National Institute for Sexual Hilarity).

After extensive and exhaustive research on more than a dozen horny volunteers, the results of this test were found to have an accuracy rate of 50% (50% of the time).

NOTE: This test is for entertainment purposes only and no major life decisions should be made based on the results!

About the Author

Richard Showstack is a freelance writer in Southern California with a sick sense of humor. More